September 2011
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Kanye's "Jack Black Moment"
“You spoiled little LA girl You’re just an LA girl Oh you’re kidding me You must be joking Or you are smoking Oh you’re kidding me Ha ha that was a good one Your first good one in a while…” “I really like that part of the album where I said ‘that was a good one - your first good one in a while.’ Because I love Tenacious D and I listen to them...
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Playing the Boo Boo Card.
Me: Dad I don’t understand why you can’t just loan me 10 bucks. Please?
Dad: I already gave you five bucks.
Me: Yeah, I know but my nails cost more than that.
Dad: Well they shouldn’t. You never pay me back. What I look like Boo Boo The Foo?
Me: ….. huh?*
*The hell?
Ever since I was little my Dad has always said this catch phrase that never made sense. If he is...
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An Adorable List of Words and Names that My Mother...
“Tweeter”= Twitter
“Epiphomy”= Epiphany
“Chipotles”= Chipotle
“Tes-tos-trogen”= A tricky one, a combination of Testosterone and Estrogen. She usually mean Testosterone.
“Ambercrunkie”= Abercrombie
“Cities Brigade”= The Upright Citizens Brigade
“Angela Joe…” (She usually trails off in confusion)=...
I am not perfect.
Just tripped UP the stairs and jokingly played it off to NOBODY that was standing in the hallway.
“Nothing From Nothing” -Billy Preston
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