Jessica Williams

month

August 2011

13 posts

GPOYW- “We had a little fun today before our hair appointment” edition!

zooeydeschanel: Erin from Babycakes is really the cutest. hellogiggles: babycakes is the best baked goods for sure, but this just kills it.

Did You Just Flashy Thing Me?

Agent J: “Yeah, ‘cause you know what? He never appreciated you anyway. In fact, you kicked him out and now that he’s gone you’re gonna go into town, go to Bloomingdales, find some nice dresses, you know, maybe find somewhere you can get, you know, a facial, and hire a decorator to come in here fast because…damn.”

Childhood hero: Aaliyah

We love Beyonce and we can all get down on Rihanna, but before those two amazing performers were filling our Tumblr feeds, there was someone else just killin’ it all the way around. This person was none other than motherfuckin’ Aaliyah Dana Haughton. (DUDE I KNOW YES SHE DID FUCKING LOOK LIKE THIS- FOR REAL!) I’m posting this because it is almost 10 years ago that she died....

AND NOW HERE IS MY THANKFUL AS SHIT POST!

I am living in Torrance which I love because it is SO close to the beach. I have family that supports me in school and in Comedy. I’ve got friends that take care of me when I’ve got no money or if I am sad or if I’m too drunk or if I am all of those things at once. I’ve got a laptop and plenty of episodes of Friday Night Lights and Community to watch. My Dad actually...

Today I got an e-mail from a lady in my Derby League who called me Kanye Wench. Such a good name. Got goosebumps, y’all!

I'm Watching the 1999 version of the Parent Trap

And I’m feeling all sorts of nostalgia because I was 10 years old when this came out and this movie was directly marketed towards me. Anyway, I’m watching this movie and I’m getting down on it and it’s all cute and shit. But then I have this thought that is like WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CAMP COUNSELORS ARE THESE WHERE THEY CAN’T TELL THAT THESE TWO FUCKING GIRLS ARE...

WHAT KIND OF A MAKE UP COMMERCIAL WOULD HAVE JESSICA BIEL & PHARRELL WILLIAMS ON IT AT THE SAME TIME?!?!! THANKS FOR THE 15 LADYBONERZ, REVLON!

Today my Mother got upset with me because I didn't...

Things that my Black Relatives have said to me...

1. “You probably like white dudes.” - Yup. They’re pretty bomb. But I also just like dudes that look bomb. 2. “Shit I knew since you were little that you was gonna be a white girl. You was always readin’ books and shit.” -Reading books does not make me white. It makes me literate. 3. “Imma just call you Becky, cuz that’s a white girl name. You...

kirkonia-deactivated20120611 asked: I was just scouring tumblr for tall girl stories, currently 6ft and 17. Past 5yrs at this height have been difficult, annoying but sometimes hilarious due to height.
So, anyways, I ended up on your tumblr and I read a few of your posts before I realized I was hooked.

You have an awesome tumblr. A whole lot of fun to read, definitely agree with most of it.