OMG TO THAT INVINCIBLE FEELING THAT I HAVE SINCE...
God damn it the world is tight to me this late at night and I love everything around me. I’ve rearranged shit in my room, got a new desk and some Ikea Shelves and have literally just hooked my shit up. My books, my sewing machine, my record player, my computer, my candles, my Anthro blanket, my chalk board, my copy of my Grandma’s poem, my posters, my cameras the Christmas lights that trail along...
Happy Birthday Alan!
Right now I am chillin’ with my main squid Alan. It’s his birthday today! We got some McDonalds and now we’re maxxin’ it out on his couch. Cool things about him: 1. His last name is Hanson. (Like the band, you fuck.) 2. He’s probably the most vulgar person you’ll ever meet. 3. He always tells you when you look bomb.com. 4. He’s down to party. 5....
He stresses us all out in a sexual way, right?
I got super freaked out while browsing the internet looking for inspiring pictures for my “vision board”. AND THEN THESE INDIE STYLE PICTURES OF BUTTERFLIES CAME UP AND FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT. Thanks for the fucking nightmares, Weheartit. IS THIS BERET BROAD KIDDING ME WITH THAT BIG- ASS, NASTY LOOKING BUTTERFLY ON HER NOSE? HOLY SHIT. I KNOW THAT THIS ISN’T REAL, BUT IF I...
Facebook is the worst.
Stories my mother has actually told me about her...
“We were so poor that we didn’t have a heater so we used to keep the oven open for heat.” “We were so poor that I had to walk 8 miles to school everyday. One time, there was a snow storm that was so bad, I got frost bite.” “We were so poor that we used dishwashing liquid as hair shampoo, and vaseline for lotion.” “We were so poor that we...
Starting Derby Next Week!
And I went into Moxi and found some used size 10 Riedell 795’s. They fit so fucking well and when I put my feet into them, they felt like they belonged to me. Trying to figure out how I’m going to buy these bad boyz. Can’t wait to start. Swag.