October 2010
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Oct 11th
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jess & jake: How to Be the Dopest Guy Ever. (From... →
jessnjake: By: Jess Have a confident swagger. a. Believe the shit out of yourself. Your swagger is a belief in yourself that manifests in the way you walk, talk, dress, fuck, etc. I don’t give a fuck if you are a dude who wants to fucking build a…
Oct 10th
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As it stands, most dudes that are funny are “boyfriend material.” Needless to say I am DTF all of the time. No shame.
Oct 9th
RT @infantetony: A Poopie Movie #babymovies
Oct 8th
RT @thesulk: I’m saving my first suicide threat for the perfect girl.
Oct 8th
RT @FacianeA: RT @collegeteam: College Team Show Tonight at 8pm! 10 Bonelies if you call ahead @comedysportzla ! #ILoveCSzLA
Oct 8th
“I still eat rappers. Mmm. Scrumptious.” -Lil Wayne #freeweezy
Oct 8th
Here I go: tonight! College Team at 8! Tomorrow! The High at 10:30! Saturday! Date Night at 9:30. All @comedysportzla Come see me! Wuv U!
Oct 8th
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On my little brother’s facebook. Saw that he commented on a girl’s photo of her in a bikini with the words “BOOTY MEAT”. #comeonbro
Oct 8th
With this Afro I have a permanent smug look that indicates that I know that I’m cooler than everyone around me. For that. I’m sorry.
Oct 8th
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At work. Really want to throw this hanger at a customer’s head and C-walk out of here. But I can’t.
Oct 7th
I really hate that your wiener does that.
Oct 7th
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It’s official. The Afro is coming back tonight.
Oct 7th
RT @SicklyKurt: Your wrong @msjwilly beards make men more manly! Suck a D bro! Keep your head up @typhillips!
Oct 7th
Mom: I know you work real hard and all, but I still get low-key pissed when you say we’re having sandwiches for dinner.What am I paying u 4?
Oct 7th
I cannot believe that the KKK is still a thing.
Oct 7th
The Nineties. And other black dudes. RT @infantetony : Who thinks I can pull off a flat top?
Oct 7th
RT @WhitneyCummings: So Drew Carey is really going through with this whole Price is Right thing.
Oct 7th
RT @typhillips: @msjwilly thanks bro
Oct 7th
GUESS WHO JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT A TRAIN THAT GOES TO UPLAND, CA ? THIS GIRL!
Oct 6th
RT @ROGERTHE3RD: Rick Moranis why’d you stop shrinking your kids. I miss you.
Oct 6th
Is it terrible that every time I leave my Women of Color class, I don’t like white people for, like, 10 minutes?
Oct 6th
Dating roasts! Metaphorical bean roasts! Drake in a wheelchair! Pizzzzza! Octopuses! Pics of food! More! www.jessnjake.tumblr.com
Oct 6th
RT @FacianeA: A great start! RT @thelastmcneal: gosh…..i um…….i……..
Oct 6th
“I am just different.”
Oct 6th
RT @FacianeA: Yaaaaaay! RT @thelastmcneal: What? RT @FacianeA: A wonderful retweet! RT @msjwilly: RT @FacianeA: A great start! RT @thela …
Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
RT @infantetony: So you finally watched my showcase! What’dja think? “@msjwilly: Can’t stop watching stand-up. Note to self: A lot of pe …
Oct 5th
Someone else: “Oh my goodness! You do comedy?! Quick! Say something funny!” Me: “Blow me.”
Oct 5th
My mom told me that I’m way too aggressive for a girl. Idk what shes talking about. I told her to kiss my roody poo candy ass.
Oct 5th
Can’t stop watching stand-up. Note to self: A lot of people can suck at it.
Oct 5th
RT @JacobWysocki: On to the next one.
Oct 5th
The best part about being friends with a bunch of guys? Early morning texts informing you about their “no-reason-boners.” Thanks, bros!
Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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Oct 5th
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COME ON WITH THIS PRINCESS AND THE FROG STREAM INSTANTLY. Well. I’ve got a dream that is about to come true for 7 year old me! Here we go!
Oct 4th
“Everyone isn’t going to get it.”
Oct 4th
I’m bringing tacos to the picnic, so nobody else do that.
Oct 4th
Home!
Oct 3rd
RT @DCpierson: Guys: @kanyewest is the only one who realizes that it’s The Future. All your criticisms are my favorite things about him.
Oct 3rd
Things I learned yesterday: 1. that I’m in love with a lot of new people. 2. Some people fuck up, so now I want you to blow me.
Oct 3rd
“Say what you mean. Mean what you say. Let it go.” -Jenny Flack (come on girl.)
Oct 3rd
RT @MrDonaldGlover: Drunk tweet!
Oct 3rd
RT @RadRobyn: “You’re the best. Aroooound. Nothing’s ever gonna break ya down.”
Oct 3rd
Remember Hydro Thunder? http://yfrog.com/1gb6saj
Oct 3rd
I am in hysterics. I just laughed too hard. Whens the last time you did that?
Oct 3rd
drunk.
Oct 3rd
Things I Love Friday: grilled cheese sandwiches, mix tapes, overcast beaches and Kanye interviews.
Oct 2nd
Going cross-eyed at that moment right before you fall asleep.
Oct 2nd