May 2013
5 posts
Also lol had a 5 minute personal debate over the...
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April 2013
2 posts
Lol obnoxious men on the street. The joke is on you because you are catcalling at my ass which basically protects my b-hole and at my breasts which are sacks of fat anyway.
Idiots.
March 2013
1 post
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Hey Hippies and Lucid Dreaming Enthusiasts:
I’ve noticed that while I’m drifting off to sleep, I’ll think a normal thought and then I’ll drift into another thought that doesn’t make sense. Like, last night I had the thought, “I should try and water the plants with soda because they’ll like it more.” After I thought that, my brain went, “Wait- what the fuck kind of thought was...
February 2013
12 posts
Nightmare. From another guy, two hours later:
Hey girl, here’s more proof that there’s no need to stress yourself out to become some “perfect ideal.” Lol. There is no such thing.
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WatchHey peeps! I had a field piece air last night! In case you missed it, here it is!
Can Texas finally secede from the United States?!...
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Facebook is marketing "MEN" to me.
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“A Summer of Passion for Fashion Every Saturday from July 7 to August 4 (2001) in five malls across the country, Limited Too will unveil a Fall fashion show co-hosted by the reigning Olympic gold medallist Tara Lipinski and celebrity stylist Stephanie Wolf, and invite a select group of girls to compete in a variety of games for a chance to be a “Passion for Fashion” finalist....
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“More than a movie star, Katharine Hepburn was the patron saint of the independent American female. Spirited, direct, in charge of her own fate, but not above falling head over heels in love, often scandalously. She was well-spoken, well-educated and very disciplined. She played tennis, ran before it was fashionable; for decades, she famously swam every day, often in the frigid ocean, and...
January 2013
16 posts
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20 Amazing Facts About The Human Body
17. Your Real Age.
Just like a chicken, your life started off with an egg. Not a chunky thing in a shell, but an egg nonetheless. However, there is a significant difference between a human egg and a chicken egg that has a surprising effect on your age. Human eggs are tiny. They are, after all, just a single cell and are typically around 0.2mm across – about the size of a printed full stop. Your...
Watchparliament-of-owls:
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badtvblog:
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
Holy Jesus that was adorable
I love in the end when he just goes “I’m leaving” -starts to leave then the little quietly says “I love you”....
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Butts x Los Angeles collabo.
December 2012
17 posts
whydoihaveablog:
The Internet is saying that Kanye West, a mere four minutes ago, announced on stage in Atlantic City that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with his baby.
Sorry I have no jokes for this. Some things just need time.
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“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say...”
– Fred Rogers (Mr. Rogers)
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REAL LIFE:
High school Kid: It’s weird because you have one of those faces- you know? It’s like a little bit weird but pretty.
Me: Oh okay thank you-
High school Kid: Like, at first you don’t really notice how pretty you are. But after awhile, like you really start to notice it-
Me:Yeah okay-
High school Kid: Like, it’s not technically pretty at first, but then by the end you...
Personal Trainer: “So what are your fitness goals?”
Me: “Mmkay so I’d kind of like to get in shape, but I still want to be “squishy”. You know? Like, I still want to be me. Like I don’t want to lose what I have, but I also do? Does this make sense? Like I like the way I look, but I don’t want to look like somebody else. I like, just want to look...
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WatchIn highschool, I knew I wanted a convertible, but I wasn’t quite sold on the VW Bug. I was six feet tall and I knew I needed something bigger.
ENTER IN THE CONVERTIBLE P.T. Cruiser. Excuse me, my “Personal Transport” cruiser. I was in love. It was just my size. A beautiful, deep red. With tan leather seats, and a dope sports bar that helped manage those beachy California wind...
